My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
(via smallzzz4l)
“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared a full turkey dinner
(via canfy)
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
(Source: hamburgay, via epic-humor)
When you’re being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’.
(via michelleelise)
